Have you ever thought about being that person who invents a catch-phrase? One of those phrases you hear people say like, “later, dude” or “Cowabunga”? Or maybe when you were younger you wanted to start a new dance craze? Well, my mother and grandmother have the great distinction of inventing Alford Abner Sisley out of thin air.
Alford Abner Sisley was born on February 11, 1848 in Meadville, Crawford County, Pennsylvania to Lewis William Sisley and Catherine Betts and died on February 11, 1948 in Clinton, Rock County, Wisconsin. Look him up, he’s all over the internet, on family trees dotted throughout the United States. Like Forrest Gump, Alford probably fought in wars and met presidents. After all, he lived to be 100 years old. And like Forrest Gump, Alford is a purely fictional character. Made up out of thin air.
Alford Abner Sisley
Birth 11 Feb 1848 in Meadville, Crawford, Pennsylvania, United States
Death 11 Feb 1948 in Clinton, Rock, Wisconsin, United States
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1848 11 Feb
Meadville, Crawford, Pennsylvania, United States
1948 11 Feb Age: 100
Clinton, Rock, Wisconsin, United States
• Lewis William Sisley
1803 – 1880
1807 – 1880
Spouse & Children
• No Spouse
You might ask yourself why my mother and grandmother would have done such a thing. The answer is simple. It was the early 1950’s and they were transcribing a family Bible. The actual reading should have been Absalom Sisley but they had difficulty making out the faded ink and read it as Alford. From that moment on, Alford took on a life of his own. He made it onto family trees in the 1950’s and 1960’s and then came the invention of the internet. Alford loved the internet! Alford has soared through the internet with the ease of no one double-checking their facts. He soared through the internet with the ease of absolutely not one piece of documentation supporting his birth, life, or death.
Since his creation Alford has spread his wings so wide that he can never be recalled. Sending emails and adding notes to trees is useless because he just sprouts up on a new tree. Poor Alford, a man without a document or a burial place. Sentenced to roam across the World Wide Web forever. When you come across poor Alford, do him a favor, don’t add him to your tree. Alford has had a miserable life and deserves to pass away into the thin air from whence he came.
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He must be related to Emmeline Adams’ husband, William Seonnig. The only person who seems to have read the original marriage record back in the 1970’s determined that a clear image of “Loring Bill” was a clerical error that should have been Bill Loring, but the name was misread as “Seonnig” and Bill was changed to the more formal William. William Seonnig never existed – nor does the surname Seonnig as far as I can determine – but if you check trees on line for the Adams family of Calais, Maine, Emmeline found over and over married to William Seonnig.
I’ve seen a lot tonight! but this takes the CAKE!!!!! He’s EVERYWHERE! #AlfordAbnerSisley Bless His Heart wherever he may be tonight! to Infinity! I CRACKED up!
Gave me a chuckle!